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<php>
// This creates infinite links for crawler bots to follow, full of absolute nonsense so AI can choke on it. Basically, it just picks words from a dictionary at random from a set seed.
// Script by Yuki, licensed under LiLiQ-R. Feel free to use it on your site!
// http://yuki.social/wiki/

$dict = "/usr/share/dict/american-english";
$count_min = 2000;
$count_max = 5000;
$linkcount_min = 2;
$linkcount_max = 8;
$paragraphs = 250;

// Config ends here, but the fun is only starting.

$words = explode("\n", file_get_contents($dict));
$num_words = count($words);

$seed = 0;

if(isset($_GET["_"]))
{
  $strs = explode("-", $_GET['_']);
  $nums = array_map(fn($s) => array_search($s, $words), $strs);
  $j=1;
  $seed = array_reduce($nums, fn($c, $i) => $c + $i * $num_words ** ++$j);
}

mt_srand($seed);
for($i=0;$i<mt_rand($count_min,$count_max);$i++)
{
  echo $words[mt_rand(0,$num_words)].(mt_rand(0,$paragraphs)==0?"<br/><br/>":" ");
}

$links = [];
for($i=1;$i<=mt_rand($linkcount_min,$linkcount_max);$i++)
{
  $nums = [];
  $n = mt_rand();
  while($n > 0)
  {
    $nums[] = $n % $num_words;
    $n = intdiv($n,$num_words);
  }
  $w = implode("-", array_map(fn($s) => $words[$s], $nums));
  
  $links[] = "<a href=\"?_=".$w."\">".$i."</a>";
}
echo "<br/><br/>".implode(" / ", $links);
</php>